Jock Straps

I haven't thrown on a jock strap or a cup for quite some time. Not because I don't believe in jock straps and cups, but because I haven't been involved in an activity that requires me to do so. For a man to not believe in a jock strap, is like not believing in the use of his own penis, and that would be gay. Lets face it, nobody wants that. There are two types of cups that you can slip into your jock that I know of, the flat, triangle type, and the banana-rama. I played catcher throughout my short-lived baseball career and employed both types, and to be honest, I don't really have a preference, as long as my dick didn't get flattened. Both types performed adequaetely enough to prevent that from happening.


As far as I know, the jock can be worn alone, without underwear, or above the underwear, beneath the pants. A jock should never be worn over the pants, regardless of the situation.


The Barbarian's third baseman C. Capanigro had a major wardrobe malfunction prior to the game on Wednesday night. The malfunction was blamed on his trainer, who accidentily handed Capinigro his older brother's jock, a custom made, triple XL, that wouldn't fit snug enough under Capanigro's uniform. Hence, the jock had to be worn over the pants of the veteran third baseman who took it with a grain of salt.

B. Serino took to the rubber for the Barbarians facing off against D. Barile, who was brought out of the bullpen where he was a set-up man in 2008. Barile labored through a first inning where his defense was one step above inept. Barile has looked frustrated this year as his league high ERA has ballooned to near league record levels. The Barbarians took advantage of a soft defense and put up a two spot. Serino took the hill and was lights out from the get-go chasing his second Cy Young award in as many years. An error in the bottom led to a run scoring single by A. Zimbaldi. After a W. Geraci walk in the fourth C. Capinigro had no mobility issues stemming from the aformentioned wardrobe malfunction, and doubled in Geraci. G. Wattendorf led off the home half of the fourth with a solo shot to the gap in right-center. The Barbarians closed the door in the fourth with a four run rally capped by a RBI single by I. Imar. Serino used his knuckle ball to shut down the Gulls offense and glided to his third win of the season. C. Capinigro helped Serino out with an unassisted double play to end the game.

Scoring Summary:
Top of the First
Unknown - Barbarians with the help of three errors put up two runs.
Bottom of the First
J. Cronin reaches second on error
A. Zimbali single, J. Cronin scores
Top of the Fourth
W. Geraci Walk
C. Capanigro Doubles W. Geraci scores
Bottom of the Fourth
G. Wattendorf solo homerun
Top of the Fifth
M. Pressman reaches on error
E. Mcrina singles, Pressman to second
A. Bisenti doubles, M. Pressman scores, E. Mcrina to third
A. Stone doubles, E. Mcrina and A. Bisenti score
E. Imar singles, A. Stone scores