Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Lynn, Lynn, City of the Shityard

August 21, 2008

The Brickyard won a hard fought battle in gusty winds on Tuesday evening, coming out on top, 7-5. The wind was howling and in a friendly gesture to the Greensox players and Nahant, a member of the Brickyard wore only a G-string to the field, waving at fans and players as he stretched his hamstrings. (He wasn't waving with his hand).
This stunt clearly took the Greensox players off their game, especially their second baseman who thought so long and hard about the texture of the man's ass that he dropped three routine outs.
The Greensox came out swinging, and after holding the big Brickyard lineup to no runs in the top of the first had the first runner .. a leadoff double by Pat "Mary" O'Leary. Tito Taylor came up and launched a pea out to right field that sailed over the right fielders head. O'Leary, known for his large ass, looked as if had a pregnancy suit stuffed down his pants. Slowing up for O'Leary, and without the help of a third base coach, Taylor was picked off between home and third.
The wind was officially out of the Greensox Sails.
A horrible defensive inning allowed the Brickyard to rattle off 5 runs in the top of the second, and they never looked back. Jon Peterson was all over the strike zone and the Sox fell short of a comeback bid.
The Brickyard leads the series 1-0.

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