Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Waiver Wire News/Rumors

February 2008

Andreas Uzetugi- 33 - 6'4" - 220, University of Venezuela, was signed to a long term deal by the Green Sox.

Tom Cronin - 19 - 5'8" - 155, North Shore Comm. College, was signed to a one-year incentive laiden deal by Nahant Fish and Lobster (NFL) which includes lobster rolls for each home-run he hits.

Chris Gingle - 24 - 6'4" - 205, Tufts University, was signed to a two-year seven Jaeger shot per game deal by the Knights of Columbus.

Gene Howard - 24 - 6'4" - 206.5, Boston Red Sox, was rumored to have signed an 8-game/playoff deal with Galaxy which is incentive based on performance and includes hookers.

Chris Blydell - 21 -5'9" - 180 - URI, was signed to a long term deal by The Barbarians, a former Nahanter, was brought in to add some depth and local blood.

Tyler Tenant - 21 -5' 10" - 185 - Bowdoin, was signed to a long term deal by the Barbarians, terms of the deal have not been disclosed but it is rumored to include lots of prescuito and salami.

Jeff January - 38 - 6'3" - 235 - Unknown, was signed to a one-year deal by the Barbarians. The deal includes a weight clause and incentives, including upper glute massages by the other rookie players.

Dan "Hollywood" Walsh - 28 - 190 - Swampscott High School - Walsh has cleared his physical and has been taken of the PUP list his contract is based on how many games he plays with a shirt on. Trying to complete his first injury free season since 2004.

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